take that, postmodernists

(via ivangood)

screenburned:

the five stages of grief

(via bufudyne)

someone got upset

the sousaphone is known primarily for its deep, full sound and its graceful eyelashes

seussaphone

• alternian: DONT
• alternian: SAY HIS NAME
• alternian: IN VAIN
• alternian: *ADJUSTS MY UNDERWEAR*

i think those things where people dress up and try to recreate the scenes in classical paintings are the dumbest shit ever im sorry

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r3troguy:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere

(via yasuoyamada)

• alternian: i was like
• alternian: CUTE....and i felt a Bad Sentence rising
• alternian: i killed it quickly enough but something gay almost happened
• alternian: it was very bad